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susanoomon:

Ridley just fucking kills you

Family Means Nobody Gets Left Behind

savefrog:

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articianne:

marvel: infinity war is the greatest crossover in history

nintendo: hold my fucking poodle

NINTENDO DAY IS MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR

zhvli:

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

dependentshitposts:

me: they haven’t replied because they’re asleep

inner me: they hate you, or they’re dead. they’re dead and they hate you.

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butchnymph:

radbian:

inflammabilis:

“Nobody should be required to use beauty products to look professional!” Ok, Susan. Next time you go to a restaurant you tell me you don’t mind that the waitress who has the flu serves you food while looking into her sweaty face and at her red, swollen nose. Next time you go in for surgery have a talk with the surgeon who has bags under their eyes and looks like they’re on hardcore drugs due to their dry, split lips and irritated skin and tell me it’s not bothering you. Let’s be honest - none of us wants these illusions destroyed.

TIL not wearing make up is the same as serving food while being sick with a contagious illness

I’d rather sick waitresses get the opportunity to take time off than cover up the signs of contagious illness with cosmetics. Its kind of sociopathic if you think the problem in this example is how she *looks*.

I would also prefer a surgeon with a clean face over one with powders and etc. on her face that could unneccessarily contaminate the inside of my body. Makeup is considered “clean” by how it looks, but a face with cosmetics on it isnt a scrubbed, clean face: it has stuff applied to it. Mascara and powders are debris that can fall off.

Women’s actual faces arent somehow so filthy that we need to encase them in something else (sometimes toxic) to keep them from infecting others with our skin cooties. Its perfectly safe and professional for women to just wash their faces.

tsunamiwavesurfing:

short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

bpdkipland:

bpdkipland:

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

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THIS ONE!!!!

catsgrant:

catsgrant:

who needs therapy when you can Realize™️ things about yourself alone at 1am

it’s all fun and games until the thing you Realize™️ at 1am is that you need therapy